so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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