No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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