his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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