can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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