i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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