i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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