Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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