The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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