Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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