i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
