Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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