quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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