i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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