Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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