Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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