so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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