So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And then my night got REAL pukey
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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