i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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