then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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