So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
