So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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