I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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