she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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