Sry I called you an 8
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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