Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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