Nicole vs. Life
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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