i barfeds in our rink
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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