3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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