remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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