3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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