erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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