My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There's always time for handjobs
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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