Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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