No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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