i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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