Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just puked most of my soul out..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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