there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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