Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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