Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
where are my eyebrows?
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