I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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