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I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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