i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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