A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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