is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Hippo gnu deer
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
