Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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