So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i now understand why vodka
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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