I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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