how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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