i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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