the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The air was thick with penises
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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